Birthright


"Wow. Would you look at the size of that thing?"
"John, that's his hockey stick."


"I think the killer doesn't like hockey!"
"You would have to be a psychopath not to love the game that gave us Don Cherry, Wayne Gretzky and Eric Lindros!"


"Grace, can I call you back? I'm being attacked by Thing, one of those wacky and zany cast members of the old Adams Family."


"What do you mean, the Easter bunny isn't real?"


"What? Cops eat donuts. We're like cops. I'm eating a donut. Get off my back!"


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